WHY WON’T YOU MARRY ME?
I will be your Father, Son and Holy Ghost
If you will be my Mary Magdalene
I will court you every day
Like an Edwardian gentleman
I will build a house of glass
Where the sun always shines
Under skies of blue I will make you
Oolong tea in a silver samovar
I will sing you to sleep and give you
a Rolfing massage when you awaken
I will explain the Upanishads
And serenade you with Scarlatti on a harpsichord
I will hunt for Morels for you
Every sunny April morning
We will trek from Tuscany to Timbuktu
Lunching on Stromboli and Chianti
“Death by chocolate” your favorite dessert
Will be kept cold by the dry ice in my cooler
I will keep you laughing day and night
Doing my Charlie Chaplin shtick
I will nourish your soul with Socrates
And enrich your mind with Unamuno
We will swim in the sea of necessity
The mother of invention
If only you will follow me
Into an undiscovered world of dreams
With my Ouija board I will ask Ponce De Leon
To keep us young forever